Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Funny, freaky, fetish, finds for Friday

Well for years I've been saying you can take your George W bush, stick him up your butt and wriggle !?!





And yes now I can say that literally instead of figuratively


who would know that wish would of ever come true.











Or perhaps you sick of your man eying off Paris Hilton, and knowing he is wishing it was Paris. He was feeling in his nether region..Make his dream come true !






yes these are real and actually sell well from what my source tells me


Just in case you'd like a supplier here the link celebritybuttplugs.com






Heres some for the ladies





The Audi-Oh audio vibrator buzzes in time to any music you run through its audio jack. Want a quickie? Plug in some polka. Want a long and luxurious barn burner? Try Gregorian chant interspersed with NIN. The possibilities are endless. You can even hit a club or go see the Boston Pops and pipe the live audio into your love flower.
I don't think the world of audio-didonics has been sufficiently explored and this is really a step in the right direction. Soon women will no longer men. we'll just need a long train going by.


but if standard shape isn't enough you can always tune into the Ibuzz.




Ibuzz is a sex toy, which provides the vibrations connected to a mp3 player or iPod. There are 7 vibration patterns available and up to 11 different vibrating speeds. The set includes the bullet vibe, control panel, several nubby sleeves for the bullet, and Y-plug. If you do not have the mp3 player, the sex toy will be working as a normal multi-speed bullet vibe. But, of course, the vibrations mixed your favorite music will help you to experience the unforgettable sensations!

I can't believe that someone actually took the time to design and market some of the products I've found in the last few days *thanks to MistressLuna for the smilies*

6 comments:

  1. Bonnie-

    Soon women will no longer men. we'll just need a long train going by

    Although you were not explicit in this, I hope you mean just for orgasmic splendor, and not for relationship bliss. Knowing you as I do, I'm guessing I'm correct.

    Of course, we males who are submissively oriented already know a woman doesn't need her male for sex, so much as for the more intimate, shared degradations that make an alternative lifestyle FemDom relationship/marriage so fulfilling.

    *hug*

    -saratoga

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  2. These butt plugs are friggin hilarious. Where, oh, where do you find these things?

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  3. Hi Bonnie, a woman consumed by such sensations as these toys can provide is usually glorious to behold.

    I cant ell you how good it made me feel in the past to share the before and after with a gal who was toy-addicted.

    And in MHO, almost all Ladies I have known who use toys a lot also used us guys a lot.

    I dont thinkits azero sum situation. Unless of course, teh guy is a jerk or =defficient, and if so, you cant blame anyone for seeking relief and pleasure by independent means!

    FOAB! MOAB! MOFA!

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  4. What a suckup you are Saratoga. Haven't noticed that before.

    Interesting blog Bonnie.

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  5. Saratoga,
    ohhh of course I will keep my oz around, he's good for a few things *wink*
    *hugs back*

    MrsCaudia,
    they are funny aren't they LOL
    I have a bookmark full of useless but interesting pages, people send them to me, or I stubble across them..some are strange, some are good

    oldbear
    Thanks for the comment, I'm a toy 'collector' I adore trying new ways of obtaining pleasure.

    expose them now,
    interesting blog you have also, I just checked yours out..so what you going to say about me LOL bring it on :)

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  6. Ouch those ears would hurt going in.

    cherub

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